Here are some of Ian's favorite Spongebob quotes (in no particular order):
"Chocolate With Nuts" Season 3, Episode 52a
SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. (knocks on door) Fish: Hello? Patrick: I love you. Fish: (slams door shut)
"Chocolate With Nuts" Season 3, Episode 52a
Tom: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate? Spongebob: Yes, sir! With or without nuts? Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOCCCCCOOOLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!
"Just One Bite" Season 3, Episode 43b
Squidward: Does this face look unsure to you?
"No Free Rides" Season 2, Episode 30a
SpongeBob: Okay, Mrs. Puff, what's my final score? Mrs. Puff: Six. SpongeBob: Whoooo! And how many do I need to pass? Mrs. Puff: Six... SpongeBob: (bending over and rising up very slowly) Whooooooooo... Mrs. Puff: ...hundred. SpongeBob: Wha? Mrs. Puff: Six hundred. You need six hundred to pass. You got six.
"Idiot Box" Season 3, Episode 44b
Squidward: How are you doing that? SpongeBob: First we establish a base camp at 15,000 feet. Squidward: The noises! How are you two making those noises? Patrick: Well, that's easy. All you need is a box. SpongeBob: And imagination! (forms a rainbow with his hands) Squidward: Are you trying to say I have no imagination? I have more imagination in one tentacle than you two have in your whole bodies! Patrick: That's good! Now all you need is a box.
"I'm Your Biggest Fanatic" Season 2, Episode 30b
Spongebob: Hi Kevin..
"Patty Hype" Season 2, Episode 25b
Spongebob: I'm MAD! Patrick: Me too. Spongebob: Why are YOU mad? Patrick: I can't see my forehead!
"New Student Starfish" Season 3, Episode 53a
Patrick: 24 (they both giggle) Spongebob: Hey Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Patrick: Let's hear it. Spongebob: 25. (they both burst out laughing)
"Survival of the Idiots" Season 2, Episode 29a
Patrick: Who are you callin' Pinhead?
"I'm With Stupid" Season 2, Episode 37b
Patrick: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how stupid they really are. (drools)